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clippers, chris paul. the music of atlas genius, and we play "meal or nmeal." and now, jay leno! [ cheers and applause ] captions paid for by nbc-universal television captions by vitac www.vitac.com ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jay: thank you very much! thank you very much. welcome to "the tonight show." nice to have you all here. you all excited about march madness? you into march madness? [ cheers and applause ] people talk about who's in, who's out, who's going to be eliminated. and that's just here at nbc. that's not even -- [ laughter ] [ rim shot ] [ applause ] i have never been in the paper this much. it's fantastic. hey, here's a great story. former wwe superstar wrestler chris "the masterpiece" masters -- here's his picture right here. here's his picture. look at that. being called a hero after he saved his mother from burning to death by uprooting a tree with his bare hands, using it as a battering ram to enter her house. see, you never hear about the good things steroids do. it's always the bad things. [ laughter ] you see? you see? [ applause ] and the door was unlocked. he
's "american idol," paul jolley. and "police blotter." and now, jay leno! [ cheers and applause ] captions paid for by nbc-universal television captions by vitac www.vitac.com ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jay: thank you very much! welcome to "the tonight show"! nice to have you all here. thank you very, very much. oh, boy, do we have -- anybody here on -- anybody here -- who's on spring break? some spring breakers? yeah, yeah, yeah. [ cheers and applause ] little word of advice from an older guy who's been there. i know you kids -- you want to have fun. word of warning. please don't drink and karaoke, okay? [ laughter ] that -- that can get you killed. really. hey, folks, listen to this. according to a new survey, 74% of female college students say they use drinking as an excuse for wild sexual behavior. and 100% of college men say this is a perfectly acceptable excuse. [ laughter ] that's fine. it's okay. it is okay. [ applause ] oh! big upset last night in the ncaa tournament. 14th seed harvard beat the third seed -- what is it? new mexico. 68-62. harvard -- harvard won. how about that? i t
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